It's still in production, but since it IS Halloween, I thought I would drop a quick sample from A Soul To Steal (The Sanheim Chronicles, Book One)'s audiobook version. The following is Lord Halloween's first letter to Tim Anderson, the Loudoun Chronicle's crime reporter. It is performed by Brian Gill, who -- in addition to being a close friend of mine -- is a professional actor and theater professor. I cannot say enough wonderful things about his reading -- it gave me chills. I'm really looking forward to releasing the full audiobook, which will hopefully be out by yearend.
But enough talk. Take a listen. And I hope you have a wonderfully scary Halloween!
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
The Ten Best Songs for Halloween
It should be obvious by now that I’m obsessed with
Halloween. I’ve written three books centered around the holiday, glory in all
the traditions associated with it (ghost stories, costumes, candy) and even go
so far as taking the day off work to ensure I never miss a moment of it. One way that I get into the spirit is by playing my substantial Halloween-themed
playlist, filled with songs about ghosts, vampires, and anything else that goes
bump in the night.
Following are ten of my favorite songs from that playlist,
and while there are undoubtedly many that you know, my hope is that you find a
few that are unfamiliar. In the comment section, be sure to tell me what your
favorite Halloween songs are.
No. 10 — Dead Man’s Party by Oingo Boingo
These days, Danny Elfman is better known as a film score
composer (Batman, Spider-Man, The Nightmare Before Christmas) than as the
lead singer for the new wave band Oingo Boingo. But Elfman’s knack for dark themes
was already apparent in 1986 when this song premiered. As befitting a party,
the song’s tune is upbeat, featuring a blistering and catchy horn part, but the
lyrics are what make this song especially perfect for Halloween. “It’s a dead
man’s party, who could ask for more? It’s a dead man’s party, leave your body
(and soul) at the door.” Later in the song, Elfman repeatedly sings, “Don’t run
away; it’s only me.” But I have the distinct impression this is one party you don’t want to attend.
Hear it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Dead Man's Party
No. 9 — Cry Little Sister by Gerard McMann
It's not even fair to call this a one-hit wonder, as it never actually charted on Billboard or elsewhere. Still, "Cry Little Sister," the single off The Lost Boys soundtrack, has been covered by multiple artists and even sampled by Eminem since its debut in 1987. Part of that is undoubtedly because of the movie it's attached to, which remains a cult favorite. But the song itself has a menacing back beat that's spooky and hard to forget. Its brilliance, however, is in the chorus. As the male lead singer sings to be released, a choir of children's voices intone faux-Biblical commandments like "Thou shalt not fall" and "Thou shalt not fly." Their final statement, in which they emphasize the last word, is an actual commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." The song never talks about vampires directly, yet the reference to flying and killing makes it clear that is what they are talking about.
Hear it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Cry Little Sister [Theme From Lost Boys]
No. 8 — Nature Trail to Hell by "Weird Al" Yankovic
If you've only heard Weird Al's parody songs, you are missing out on the man's unmistakable genius. When he isn't constrained by someone else's tune, Yankovic can knock out a helluva good song. Case in point is "Nature Trail to Hell in 3D," an ode to slasher films. As you would expect, it's damn funny with a title like that and lyrics like this: "See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap, see that bloody hatchet coming right at you. Know you'll never see hideous effects like these again, until we bring you Nature Trail to Hell, Part II. So bring the kids along, it's good, clean family fun. What have you got to lose? If you like the Six O'Clock News, then you'll love...Nature Trail to Hell." But the best part is that the song is actually really good. The synthesizer part is the best I've heard in a rock song, second only to A-Ha's "Take on Me." Seriously, I wish I could play it on Rock Band 3. The accompanying sound effects, including an ominous bell tolling, storm effects, and a backward subliminal message ("Satan Eats Cheese Whiz,") help make the song the perfect mix of terrifying, catchy and hilarious.
Don't believe me? Listen to it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Nature Trail To Hell
Don't believe me? Listen to it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Nature Trail To Hell
No. 7 — Headless Horseman by Bing Crosby
Given my obsession with "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," it's only natural I would love this 1949 Bing Crosby chestnut first shown in the Disney cartoon adaptation of Washington Irving's classic tale. It's not modern by any stretch of the imagination, but it is a lot of fun. The lyrics include some bad puns — "He'll show them that he can get ahead" — but the lyrical interpretation of Brom Bones meeting the Headless Horseman one Halloween night is impossible to resist.
It's not on Spotify, but you can buy it on Amazon MP3 here: The Headless Horseman
No. 6 — Bloodletting by Concrete Blonde
This is arguably the best song about vampires ever written, and I don't say that lightly. Like Sting's "Moon Over Bourbon Street," the lyrics appear directly inspired by Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles, including references to New Orleans in the chorus. But whereas Sting's song is quiet and introspective, "Bloodletting" rocks. The guitar riff is jagged and hypnotic, and the lyrics are hardcore horror: "There's a crack in the mirror and a bloodstain on the bed... You were a vampire and baby I'm the walking dead." Add in some bat sound effects and some eerie laughing at the end, and this song makes me want to pull the covers over my head. (For what it's worth, buy the extended edition, which adds a little extra horror to the song.)
Hear it on Spotify here: Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (Extended Version)
No. 5 — This is Halloween by Danny Elfman
The first track from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" soundtrack is also its best, a thrilling tribute to all the monsters that lurk on Halloween night. There's a shout-out here to almost every thriller out there, from vampires to witches to the "clown with the tear-away face." The childish sing-song is also creepy and catchy at the same time: "In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the Pumpkin song." The best part about the song: it uniquely captures the spirit of All Hallow's Eve. Yes, it's all about the scares, but as the creatures sing, "That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween." These are innocent scares, the kind that are designed to spook but not terrify. Just like the holiday.
Hear it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: This Is Halloween
No. 4 — Boadicea by Enya
I know what you're thinking. Enya? Don't you use her music to relax in a bubble bath? Why, no, of course I don't. That would be unmanly. I take only cold showers in the open air. But hang on with me a second. Go listen to the song on Spotify here. Take your time, I'll wait. You see what I'm talking about? There are no lyrics, but the melody is downright haunting. There's an air of menace to this song. In my mind's eye, it's the music that plays at the beginning of my first novel, "A Soul to Steal."
Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Boadicea (Remastered 2009)
No. 3 — Haunted by Poe
Fittingly, this song (and the album it comes from) was released on Oct. 31, 2000. It's easy to see why. As the title would suggest, the song is about a woman haunted by a ghost — one that she seems reluctant to see depart: "One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave." And yet the song suggests the singer may also be a spirit, beginning by saying "Can you tell me where I am?" and later "You and me and these shadows keep on changing." Overall, it's a song about love, loss and grief. "I'm haunted by the hallways in this tiny room, the echoes there of me and you." The final coda, in which a young child says, "My heart won't break before I cry... I will go mad," ends it on a deliciously creepy note. During October, I have this song on repeat.
Listen to it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: Haunted
No. 2 — The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band
This song is so fantastic that I took all three titles from The Sanheim Chronicles from its lyrics: A Soul To Steal, Band of Demons, and Give the Devil His Due.
Everything about the song works, from its lyrics, which tell the story of how a boy named Johnny has a fiddle competition with the Devil, to its tune, which transitions between country, rock n' roll and bluegrass. The actual fiddling here is drop-your-jaw amazing and if you want to see how difficult it is, ask the next fiddle player you meet to play it live. Ultimately, the song is all the sweeter because Johnny prevails, taunting the Devil: "I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been." It's both a song and a short story. I would put it as my favorite song for Halloween, but for the existence of this next hit...
Listen to it on Spotify here. Buy it on Amazon MP3 here: The Devil Went Down To Georgia
No. 1 — Thriller by Michael Jackson
Catchy pop song? Check. Dancing zombies in music video? Check. Creepy lyrics about ghouls and demons? Check. Vincent Price rapping and saying "Y'alls'"? Hell yeah. "Thriller" by Michael Jackson is the essential song of Halloween. Why? Because it has everything you could possibly want. And though the late King of Pop is at his finest here, Price really does steal the show. His final "rap" is so well delivered it still gives me chills no matter how many times I listen to it: "Grizzly ghouls from every tomb and closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. No mere mortal can resist, the evil of... The Thriller." Cue horrific laughter. There will never be a Halloween song to top this. Ever.
Screw listening to it on Spotify, if you don't own it, you need to buy it RIGHT NOW: Thriller
That's my list. What about you? What's your favorite Halloween song?
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
The Brilliant Insanity of "Sleepy Hollow": A Review of Episode 5, "John Doe"
If there's one consistent criticism of my first novel, it's that I tried to do too much. The book has the Headless Horseman, a Celtic myth and a serial killer all wrapped up into one big package. I think it works (obviously), but there's a certain kind of reader that disagrees, sometimes vigorously.
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The only thing I can assume is that if those readers came across
Fox's "Sleepy Hollow," their heads would explode. The writers of this
show clearly aren't worried about tossing too much at the viewer. In just five
episodes, we've had: a time-traveling Ichabod Crane, his witchy wife (who is
trapped in another dimension), a gun-toting Headless Horseman, an undead zombie
cop, a resurrected 18th century witch, a dream-traveling Native
American spirit, a ghost cop, a demon named Moloch, a band of still-thriving
Hessians anxious to raise the dead and – wait for it – the lost colony of
Roanoke.
Here’s the strangest thing of all: somehow the show still manages
to work. “Sleepy Hollow” is consistently entertaining with a great mix of humor
and horror. It’s unpredictability and sheer willingness to throw anything at
the wall to see what sticks is part of its charm. One criticism you can’t level
at the show is that it’s either boring or unwilling to take risks. In fact,
it’s easily my favorite show on TV right now, in part because I never know what
the hell will happen next.
Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of head-scratching moments.
The ending to Episode 5, “John Doe,” is rather bizarre. Ichabod and Abbie spend
the episode’s final moments trying to save a boy who – without giving anything
away – doesn’t actually need saving. And the colony of Roanoke, around which
the episode is based, disappears again. Or was never there at all. Or
something. Indeed, the show never really bothered to explain why the lost
colony had relocated to the back woods of New York. Because it could, I guess.
But no matter. We could spend a lot of time poking holes in the
plot of various episodes. For example, why does Captain Irving, Abbie’s boss,
refuse to listen to her about how to stop a plague and then – five minutes
later – willingly go along with her insane plan, which involves taking Patient
Zero to the backwoods for no discernable reason? How did the Headless Horseman
learn to use automatic weapons so quickly? Why is Ichabod still wearing 18th century clothing when he’s been living in the 21st century for at
least three weeks? Did his wife leave some extra clothes in the cave where she
buried him? Also, why is there Spanish moss growing in the local graveyard,
given that Spanish moss grows in the south and this show takes place in New
York?
But if such questions worry you, you’re missing the point. The
show is just so damn fun.
Much of the credit for this goes to Ichabod, who is both smartly
written and well-acted. Most of my favorite moments from any show center around
his take on the modern world. In Episode 4, it was his conversation with the
OnStar representative, who wept when he told his story of lost love over
the centuries. In Episode 2, it was his reaction to the tax on baked goods. In “John
Doe,” it was his frustration with the plastic packaging his razor blade came in.
(“What is this impenetrable barrier?”) His comments are funny, but Ichabod
himself is not played for laughs. Most of the jokes seem on us and our modern
world, not him.
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Ichabod follows the first rule of any good story: he’s just
interesting to watch. He’s smart, charismatic and while I have no idea why the
police force is using an ostensibly crazy person as a consultant, I also don’t
really care.
Abbie Mills, his partner, has a bit of a thankless job, given
that she’s the straight man to Ichabod. Still, I find her character intriguing
and the backstory they’ve built for her is both mysterious and interesting.
Perhaps most impressive is that the show’s writers have managed to
take us to crazy-town without also descending into camp. The problem with any
supernatural show is the need to take itself seriously, but at the same time
give a wink and a nod to viewers who know the plots are preposterous. Sleepy
Hollow manages that with aplomb.
Overall, “John Doe” was probably the weakest entry into the series
to date, partly because it tried to do too much, even by its own standards.
Finding the lost colony of Roanoke is epic; tying it to a virus, however, just
felt forced. And the ending, as I mentioned, was confusing and odd. But even on
its off days, Sleepy Hollow is damn good TV.
It’s fitting, I suppose, that it now goes on a three-week hiatus due
to baseball playoffs before coming back with a show that promises the return of
the Headless Horseman (who has not been seen since the pilot episode). After
all, this is one TV series that – whatever its faults – is always swinging for
the fence.
For a limited time, The
Sanheim Chronicles, a trilogy of novels that feature the Headless Horseman
in an entirely new mythology, are on sale. Book One, A Soul to Steal, and Book Two, Band of Demons, can be purchased for just 99
cents! Book Three, Give the Devil His Due,
was just published on Oct. 1.
Find out why the books have been called the “perfect” novels
for Halloween.
Monday, October 7, 2013
The Sanheim Chronicles Sale! Featuring A Soul to Steal and Band of Demons
The Sanheim Chronicles trilogy is on sale for a limited time!
Book One: A Soul to Steal is FREE on Oct. 7-8. Find out why it's been called "the perfect read for Halloween."
Two reporters rush to stop a serial killer before a promised bloodbath on Halloween night. But to unmask and defeat the murderer, they may unleash a far darker threat--and pay an unimaginable price.
A Soul to Steal has been featured on USA Today and praised by book bloggers and readers alike as an addictive page-turner with an ending that will blow you away.
Download it for Kindle here!
Book Two: Band of Demons is just 99 cents for a limited time!
"Not only are the intricacies of Blackwell's tale well-planned and flawlessly executed, there is a consistent element of surprise. While A Soul to Steal was undoubtedly an adventure worth taking, its sequel is the journey of a lifetime... Band of Demons promises plot twists that will have you gasping for air."
-- Indie Reader
Quinn O'Brion and Kate Tassel, two community journalists, tapped into a dark power last Halloween in order to stop a vicious serial killer. But they are still grappling with their new abilities--and wondering if what they unleashed may soon consume them.
While they confront what they have become, a new threat is hunting them--a force that could destroy their whole town.
While they confront what they have become, a new threat is hunting them--a force that could destroy their whole town.
Buy it for Kindle here
Buy it for Nook here
Reader review: "I'm still reeling from the ending, which was fabulous & satisfying."
In Give the Devil His Due, Kate's only hope to save Quinn is to trust the man who took him from her. Don't miss the epic finale to the trilogy that has readers raving about its great characters, plot twists and deft combination of urban fantasy, mystery and suspense.
Buy it for Kindle here
Buy it for Nook here
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Give the Devil His Due: The Sanheim Chronicles Book Three is Out!
I'm very excited to announce that Give the Devil His Due has finally been published! Find out how the story of Kate and Quinn ends in this heart-stopping finale!
Here's the official description:
The stunning conclusion to The Sanheim Chronicles trilogy…
A Soul to Steal revealed an ancient Celtic myth in which a man and woman could gain tremendous power around Halloween, provided they faced and conquered their fears. Quinn O’Brion and Kate Tassel, two small-town journalists, became the Prince of Sanheim and used that power to defeat a serial killer.
In Band of Demons, they battled a new threat, two legendary creatures that destroyed a small town. But Kate and Quinn’s victory came at a heavy price.
In Give the Devil His Due, Kate’s only hope to save Quinn is to trust the man who took him from her. Don’t miss the epic finale to the trilogy that has readers raving about its great characters, plot twists and deft combination of urban fantasy, mystery and humor.
The Lord Sanheim rules forever…
Buy Give the Devil His Due for Kindle here.
Buy Give the Devil His Due for Nook here.
Here's the official description:
The stunning conclusion to The Sanheim Chronicles trilogy…
A Soul to Steal revealed an ancient Celtic myth in which a man and woman could gain tremendous power around Halloween, provided they faced and conquered their fears. Quinn O’Brion and Kate Tassel, two small-town journalists, became the Prince of Sanheim and used that power to defeat a serial killer.
In Band of Demons, they battled a new threat, two legendary creatures that destroyed a small town. But Kate and Quinn’s victory came at a heavy price.
In Give the Devil His Due, Kate’s only hope to save Quinn is to trust the man who took him from her. Don’t miss the epic finale to the trilogy that has readers raving about its great characters, plot twists and deft combination of urban fantasy, mystery and humor.
The Lord Sanheim rules forever…
Buy Give the Devil His Due for Kindle here.
Buy Give the Devil His Due for Nook here.
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